Thursday, January 8, 2015

NRA's CEO Arrested for Indecent Exposure at Screening of 'American Sniper'



National Rifle Association CEO and Executive Vice President Wayne LaPierre was arrested on Wednesday, Jan. 7 for indecent exposure and public lewdness when he was caught manually pleasuring himself at the Bethesda Row Cinema movie theater in Fairfax, Va. during a screening of the new Clint Eastwood directed movie “American Sniper.”

LaPierre was spotted physically stimulating himself by a theater usher near the midway point of the movie, a biopic of U.S. military sniper Chris Kyle. Kyle was proclaimed to be the most lethal sniper in U.S. military history with 160 confirmed kills out of 255 probable kills. All 160 kills are shown in the film, which is more of a slideshow of headshots than an actual movie. Academy Award-nominated actor Bradley Cooper portrays Kyle in the film.

“American Sniper” has been hailed by many film critics as one of the best films of the year, with Gerry McBride of the Boston Globe saying, “’American Sniper’ is a wet dream of epic proportions for conservatives everywhere.” Hank Baker of The Courier-Journal out of Louisville, Ky. added “you will jizz your pants every time Chris Kyle takes a shot. I guarantee it.”

The usher reportedly asked LaPierre to stop stimulating himself, to which LaPierre mumbled something about his God-given rights as an American. The usher then notified the police officer assigned to provide security at the theater who halted the screening and arrested LaPierre for the indecent exposure and public lewdness.

LaPierre was booked and released on bail from the Fairfax County Police Department within hours of his arrest.

LaPierre has been the CEO and Executive Vice President of the NRA since 1991 and a member of the NRA, the nation’s largest gun rights organization, since 1977. LaPierre has been the controversial voice of the NRA in recent years with statements about how tragedies like the one that occurred at the Sandy Hook Elementary School in Newtown, Ct. in 2012 were direct results of schools being “gun-free zones.” LaPierre and the NRA have also been strictly against gun control laws that would make background checks on gun buyers stricter, despite the fact that the majority of the country is in favor of them.

LaPierre released a statement through his attorneys that read: “My self-pleasure was in self-defense. The only way to stop a bad guy wacking it in a public movie theater is with a good guy wacking it in a public movie theater.”