Tuesday, December 31, 2013

New Year's Resolutions: Bettering My Life, But Can/Will I Do It?

I’ve never been the kind of person to make New Year’s resolutions. I never really saw the point in them, because the majority of them are always broken, many in the very first month of the New Year.
However, these last few months or more have shown me that I could really use some changes in my life to better my quality of life and just have all-around more fun in life. So, I think 2014 is a good year to finally come up with some New Year’s resolutions, many of which I need to work my damndest on trying to follow through with and not break. One resolution really should be to stick with these resolutions, even if it’s hard or not necessarily something I want to do. My lack of will power in the past has been one of my major weaknesses in life. Sticking to these resolutions could be one of the hardest things I attempt to do.

1.       Figure Out My Health Issues

This is something that I actually got a head start on by going to the doctor on Monday. Ever since I ended up in the emergency room in September with severe hypertension I’ve been dealing with terrible headaches on almost a daily basis. I think that these headaches have to do with a myriad of things: stress, lack of sleep (or quality sleep), possibly blood pressure, etc. I wanted to try out a new doctor to see if I could cut down on these issues. I’ve been prescribed with a new blood pressure medication and headache medication to try to cut down on these headaches, which have really made my life at least partially miserable for three full months. Another thing that’s possibly led to my health issues is the fact that I may have sleep apnea. My girlfriend, Aprille, believes that I do because she claims that I gasp for air or even stop breathing occasionally in my sleep. I believe I might, because it seems I’m constantly tired these days (although a lot of that is my fault, as I never seem to be able to go to bed at a time when I should) and I now have major bags under my eyes, which I’d previously never had. I’m getting a sleep apnea test scheduled to see if I have it, so it can be treated. I’m frankly dreading this sleep apnea test, but sometimes you have to do stuff that’s for the best for you, even if you really don’t want too (something I’ve always had a hard time realizing or going through with).

2.       Exercise

Ever since I ended up in the E.R. with that hypertension I’ve been exercising off and on (which I simply never did beforehand). Working out is something that I just do not like doing, so I’m going to need to be hard on myself with this. I have a great opportunity to work out, as my apartment complex has a free and rather extensive workout facility; it’s just forcing me to use it that’s the problem. I need to make sure in 2014 that I work out on average four days a week. It honestly should probably be every day of the week, but I’m being more reasonable here by setting the four day a week goal. I also need to try to push myself a little bit harder in these workouts to really do any good. Sometimes I’ll just go to the gym, walk a mile (which typically takes 20 minutes for me) on a treadmill and go home. This is surely better than nothing, but ultimately isn’t helping out all that much. I probably should have a weight loss goal in mind, but I really don’t. Maybe it’s not best to focus on how much to lose anyway and just try to do the best I can.

3.       Sodas

Also, since I visited the E.R. I’ve tried to completely cut sodas, my greatest addiction in life, out of my life. I haven’t been 100 percent successful, although for a few weeks there I was, but I’ve definitely cut the number of sodas and the type of sodas (switching to Coke Zero or Diet Coke over regular Coke). I need to do a better job, though, at completely cutting sodas out of my life altogether, but it’s incredibly hard for me to completely eliminate something I’m so addicted too. It especially doesn’t help when I work less than 10 feet from a soda fountain five days a week. If only water tasted good.  

4.       Diet

My diet is also one of the things in my life that has improved some since my E.R. visit, but like exercise and sodas is not something that I’ve gone far enough in improving to do a whole lot of help. I’ve started to eat more healthy foods, but I occasionally will still over do it. I especially need to cut out the binge eating that I frequently do late at night when I’m bored.

5.       Better Use of My Off-Days/Time Management

A good way to not get burnt out at work or feel that my time is not being used well (which seems to be a constant thought of mine) would be to better spend my off days. I find that many times on my days off of work I feel that I’ve simply wasted the day away or even that I might as well should have worked.  These off days would be better spent by doing a number of things such as catching up on my writing/website work more often or simply by doing more relaxing things like catching up on DVR’d television shows or watching movies. Or maybe by going out and doing fun things with my girlfriend or friends. This is truthfully one of my least worries of all the things going on in my life, but sometimes the small things tend to build up. I find that I spend a lot of my off days wasting time on the internet or social media sites. I believe that simply doing other things like watching movies or writing would make me feel better than listlessly staring at a screen.

6.       Relax

This kind of goes along somewhat with the previous resolution … I need to relax a lot more in life. There are many ways I need to do this. I need to do it by not wasting so much time in my life and I need to do it by not making such a big deal out of certain things (this will be incredibly hard for me). My stress level would probably be reduced quite a bit simply by not reacting so harshly or negatively to certain things that the average person would likely just blow off. (Again, this won’t be easy for me.)

7.       Watch More Movies
This probably goes along with ‘relax’. I’m a huge movie buff, but honestly I don’t watch that many movies. In fact, I might be the biggest movie buff in the country who actually watches the fewest movies. Just laying down on the couch or bed and enjoying a film for 90 minutes to two hours would probably be a really good way to focus on number six.

8.       Writing

This is one that honestly likely contradicts some of these other resolutions like relax. One of my biggest stressors in life is the fact that I don’t feel like I write or work on my entertaining website nearly enough, despite the fact that I spend quite a bit of time on it. I need to find more time to write more, especially write fiction (which I’ve sorely been lacking since I graduated from college). Setting aside time during the day or throughout the week might be beneficial as far as this goes. I’d say going as far as designating certain days to write non-fiction (website, blog, etc) and fiction (short story, etc.) would be a good way to go about this, but honestly my entertainment website is something that’s supposed to be a 24/7, 365 day a year type site. This will be hard to accomplish given all of my time constraints, but I know writing more would make me feel more productive.




Thursday, December 19, 2013

I'll Love Who I Want to Love (And Phil Robertson Can Suck My Duck)


Controversy erupted on Wednesday, December 18 when news of a GQ magazine interview with “Duck Dynasty” star and family patriarch Phil Robertson was revealed to include homophobic sentiments.

In the interview Robertson was quoted as saying: “It seems like, to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man’s anus. That’s just me. I’m just thinking: There’s more there! She’s got more to offer. I mean, come on, dudes! You know what I’m saying? But hey, sin: It’s not logical, my man. It’s just not logical.” He then added: “Everything is blurred on what’s right and what’s wrong. Sin becomes fine. Start with homosexual behavior and just morph out from there. Bestiality, sleeping around with this woman and that woman and that woman and those men. Don’t be deceived. Neither the adulterers, the idolaters, the male prostitutes, the homosexual offenders, the greedy, the drunkards, the slanderers, the swindlers -- they won’t inherit the kingdom of God. Don’t deceive yourself. It’s not right.”

Robertson’s comments earned him an indefinite suspension from filming of A&E’s widely popular reality series “Duck Dynasty,” which added to the controversy with many believing that Robertson shouldn’t be punished for his beliefs or opinions.

Personally, I was incredibly offended by Robertson’s comments and views. The fact that he doesn’t believe in homosexuality is his opinion, but his obvious hatred toward homosexuals and nonsensical belief that it would lead to things like bestiality is incredibly offensive.

My outrage at Robertson’s comments has led me to make this admission … I’m in love with a duck.

Yes, you read that correctly. I fell in love with the very creature that Phil Robertson has made a life and career out of brutally murdering. Not only that, but the duck that I have chosen to love is male.  I wonder how Phil would feel about that?

My honest answer is that I truly don’t give a damn what Phil Robertson thinks about me. Love is love and whether I choose to love a woman, man or duck it’s nobody’s business but my own.

I fell for Reginald, my duckfriend, when I was over at a friend’s house back in the spring. I would like to say that it was love at first sight between me and Reggie, but the truth is he played hard to get. I had to chase him across the yard for about an hour before he finally gave into my lusts. We’ve been inseparable ever since. I quickly found out I’d never really known what love was all about until I nestled my head amongst Reggie’s feathers. Love really is all it’s quacked up to be.   

It’s incredibly disheartening to hear Robertson and others claim that homosexuality leads to things like bestiality, because I was a beastie long before I was gay. In fact, it took Reggie’s smooth feathers, webbed feet and long beak (you wouldn’t believe the things he can do with that thing) before I ever realized I might be into the opposite sex. But, when I looked at Reggie and he quacked at me I just knew there was something between us. Something that Phil Robertson would never, could never understand … that sometimes you’ve never truly loved until you’ve fu … uh, loved a duck.