My friend Luke told me about this Reddit thread today at
work about two sentence horror stories where people were trying to come up with
good or interesting horror stories in only two sentences. He read some of them
to me and I thought they were pretty good. Intrigued and bored at work I
figured I’d try my hand at some two sentence horror stories … so basically Luke
made the huge mistake of telling me about that thread. You can blame him for
what follows below …
I
When I awoke the doctor said, “I’m sorry Jon, but you are
now a vegetable.” When the nurse held up a mirror so I could see, to my bemused
horror there was a cucumber staring back at me.
II
It was a fun evening of telling ghost stories around the
campfire. That is, until all of a sudden, we realized none of us had made the
fire.
III
I couldn’t stand to see her writhing there in that much agony
and pain. So, I put on a blindfold.
IV
I was running behind to catch the train. I just missed it,
but it didn’t miss me.
V
My tire got a flat. I was stranded in Mississippi.
VI
I remember seeing my mom and dad making love when I was
eight years old. But, why did I rewind the tape and watch it again?
VII
I’ll never forget Merv’s last words on Earth. “Damn, Jim, I
didn’t know you were a werewolf.”
VIII
“I just don’t get why this is so scary?” One centipede said
to the other centipede while watching “Human Centipede.”
IX
She had legs that went on for days and an ass I thought I’d
really like to get to know. Then she turned around.
X
As I was being beamed aboard the ship I only had one thought
in my mind. I’m about to be anally probed, but I left my cherry scented lube
behind.
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